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Walking a Lobster, Again

Another book announcement: the German translation of my first book The Affected Provincial’s Companion Vol. I is being published by Metrolit Verlag in Berlin! Die Kunst mit einem Hummer spazieren zu gehen Handbuch für den wahrhaftigen Dandy will be released … Continue reading

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Autumn Leaves

Pictured to the left are two recent examples of the endless riches that my crackpot book has brought into my life over the years. Both of these books showed up on my doorstep out of the blue this month, courtesy … Continue reading

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Membrane (jotted doggerel)

A crumpled paper bagcartwheelsacross the town’s frozen lakeand snags itself ona fang of cinderblocktossed from the footbridge by neighborhood kids.Each cold, leadwhite morningthe bricksgrow in numberbite into the ice ‘til the groggy-eyed Springrouses, decides that stony winter teeth cannotbe trusted … Continue reading

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